The Looney Bin

Darn you, Lindsay. Darn you to heck.

List 5 reasons why you are a dork. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud about how big of a dork you are! Then pick the 5 biggest dorks you know and have them do the same.

1. My favorites list is arranged in size order (length of title). For example, "Dork" would come above "I am a dork," which would be before "Lindsay is a bigger dork." It's prettier that way.

2. I clock in and out of work so that I have an even amount of hours. I would rather clock out at 3:00 and have only 18 hours than at 3:13 and have 18 hours and 13 minutes. Again, it's prettier that way.

3. I dropped Honors English III in high school not because I was getting bad grades, but because the teacher told me that I don't use big enough words in my papers, in front of the whole class. (To make it worse, she now thinks we're, like, bff.)

4. I have two majors and a minor. I will probably end up with another minor at some point. I will also graduate with around 170 credits, and I only need 128.

5. I know the channel numbers for the Discovery Channel, the Discovery Health Channel, the Science Channel, National Geographic, and Animal Planet. However, I still can't remember if CBS or NBC is (are?) channel 10.

Tagging:

Lindsay
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Jillian

Jesesus Chirist,

We just selebrated Christmass, the season which honors your birth. I love hearing the stories about how Mary Christ and Joseph Christ journeyeed to Bethelem because Cluadius told them to. Then you were born, and Chatholicism started. ---------->Love God!<---------- Speaking of God, what's the deal? People keep telling me to get in touch with him, but he doesn't even have a last name; how am I supposed to look him up? 411 didn't even know. At least you have a last name, Jesesus. And what's this with everybody loving him? Is he some kind of pimp or something? If he is, it's a good thing he doesn't tell people his last name. Can you imagine everyone asking you "Wow, are you really God Christ's son? That sucks. He's a player." My friend said that God must think he's all cool, because he's doing the "You know my just by my first name" thing. Like he's up there with Madonna and Cher and Bono and stuff. Yeah, sure. When you get a chance, tell him that me and my friend think he's a loser. Amen.

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ahhh, the thoughts fostered by a catholic school. we're such good kids.